THIS is…….. f-a-b-u-l-o-u-s!

It looks like Us Weekly got it all wrong. The song, Mmm Papi, off BritBrit's new album, wasn't inspired by or written for her former sleezebag paparazzo beau, Adnan Ghalib.

Nicole Morier, who co-wrote Mmm Papi with Britney Spears, tells PerezHilton.com exclusively:

"I never said that to the US Weekly! The song is definitely not about Adnan and in the whole time I worked with her last spring and summer I never once saw that guy. We strictly wrote the song for fun. the Mmm Papi part came out of Mmm Papa Luv U and I came up with it because the track was a fun up beat track and we wanted to do something crazy like mmmpapamowow.

The mmm papi part came later as rhythmic idea and it was also more inspired by Hey Mami from the group Fannypack and is our ode to all the Latino hotties in the world such as yourself! Please be kind to Britney and I and post this correction. She was oh so sweet and professional to work with, and I believe she's really gotten her life together."

And there you have it!

We think the song may actually be about…..her papi, Jamie! Duh.

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It's mashup madness!

And we lurve it.

Below, enjoy a fabulous fiuson of Nelly Furtado's Say It Right and Mika's Relax (Take It Easy).

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More Rickrolling goodness!!!!!!

What do you get when you take Kylie Minogue's All I See and pair it up with Rick Astley's classic Never Gonna Give You Up???

Deliciousness, of course.

Check it out below!

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Heather Mills' ex-PR rep, Michele Elyzabeth, isn't the only person getting a taste of the one-legged gold digger's venom.

The former Mrs. Paul McCartney has filed a claim against the UK publications Daily Express, Daily Mail, London Lite and The Sun with the British government's Press Complaints Commission.

Mucca's filing cites 'inaccurate reporting and invasion of privacy'.

An investigation has apparently been launched, and will take up to 35 days to complete.

Hey, Mucca. Have you ever heard of that saying, 'you get what you deserve'?

We hope they're going to tell her to shove it.

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Despite various awards shows hijinks (a la unexpectedly and quite passionately kissing Halle Barry), Adrien Brody does not have a sense of humor, it seems.

Here's an excerpt from an interview he just did with gay mag The Advocate, in which Brody flatly refuses to answer some silly questions:

Do guys still hit on you?

I guess I'd be disappointed if they didn't.

What if a man had presented you with your Oscar instead of Halle Berry? Were you so wrapped up in the moment that you might've have kissed him too?

That's a pretty silly question. No, obviously not. Part of the excitement was that it was a beautiful woman presenting me with such a beautiful moment in my life.

Is there any actor for whom you would've made an exception?

No.

Let's try another approach: For your next gay role, who'd you choose for your on-screen love interest?

You want me to name an actor? No, I can't answer that question, Brandon. See, you ask me how I deal with rumors, and I also have to deal with not adding fuel to them. Something that would be a completely innocuous comment on my part will be completely taken out of context by the next journalist, so I'd appreciate it if you were understanding about that.

Have I put you in a bad mood?

I'm still in a good mood, but I'm also a relatively serious person, so these questions are difficult for me.

So I guess I shouldn't ask if it's true what they say about a man with a prominent nose?

Why would you do that to somebody? You and I don't know each other, right? We're complete strangers, actually. I'm being respectful to you, so you have to extend the same courtesy.

Oh, Adrien, it's all in good fun. I'm trying to show your sense of humor here.

I didn't sign up for that.

Awww, Adrien, lighten up!

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Pamela Anderson addresses Barack Obama in her latest blog post.

Because, of course, every morning Baracky has a cup of coffee, reads the news, speaks with his advisers, and then checks Pam's site, which he has ever so dutifully bookmarked at the top of his browser.

That's why she decided to write him a little note. Actually, it's not little. It's long and rambling.

Why do celebs use dashes instead of normal punctuation?

No one knows, except for our Perezcious Celeb Blog translator!

First of all, PammyPoo recommends a reading list for our Prez-elect: The Shock Doctrine by Naomi Klein and Crimes Against Nature by Robert Kennedy. They're books about how corporations are evil and politicians are crooked. Nothing new.

We're sure that Baracky, in his entire political career, has never read them, or even heard about them, so thanks for the heads up Pam!

We had to run the rest through our translator. We've summarized it for you thusly:

- Free Leonard Peltier because injustice makes people mad, gosh darnit! She then calls jail "a lifelong waste of taxpayers money to run a spa for criminals," so who knows? Peltier might just want to say there!

- Castrate sex offenders! "Error" on the safe side!

- Legalize marijuana, because it will create jobs and somehow save children

- Government supplied insurance for everyone! Epseically elderly people!

- Promote vegetarianism and stop animal testing

- Bring the troops home safely!

- Don't be so mean to immigrants, they just want to work, because some "Americans sure have a sense of enh1ment that’s unhealthy, unwise and selfish at times…"

…and who think they can just go telling the Prez what to do!

She forgot gay rights!

And free boob jobs for anyone who wants one!

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Jean-Claude Van Damm chatted with Newsweek recently about his new movie, JCVD, an indy flick all about….himself!

The stuff he reveals about himself or the film isn't that interesting.

The thing that caught our attention is how he hits on the reporter during the interview!

It brings the LOLs!

Mind you, Jean-Claude is currently married to his fifth wife.

Looks like he might be on the look out for his sixth!

Newsweek reporter: Beautiful? Why?
JCVD: I really opened myself up in "JCVD." I peeled back the skin of the fruit, cut the pulp and then took that very hard seed. In this film I cut that hard seed, and inside that seed was a kind of liquid cream substance of the man I am, or the woman you are.

Newsweek: OK —
JCVD: It was like being naked—I would love to be naked in front of you.

Newsweek: Well, I —
Not being naked being naked. I say such things in Hong Kong and they thought I was being a crazy JCVD: Frenchman. Being naked of protection.

Newsweek: So you 've no regrets at all?
JCVD: Believe me—I've done very good stuff and very crazy stuff, and I don't regret the crazy stuff. So are you in New York?

Newsweek: Yes, I am.
JCVD: And are you 27, or 32?

Newsweek: I ' m 22.
JCVD: Oh, f–––. That is very young. Will you come to the premiere?

Newsweek: I don ' t know. When is it?
JCVD: I don't know. You will wear all black, a black dress and high heels?

Newsweek: Uh —
JCVD: You can come find me, I will be the one with the very broad shoulders, dark hair and a simple suit. We can have some champagne, you and me.

Wonder what his wife thinks about this!

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It happens!

The usually seksi Chace Crawford has been looking a bit off lately.

We just don't know what it is!

Is he trying to dezexify on purpose????

Either way, it's about time he hires a new hairstylist!

Chace was spotted Tuesday in New York Ciy at the screening of the gay film Milk.

Gay gay gayface!

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Age is just a number!

Recently divorced funny man Bill Murray was recently spotted at Chicago eatery Sepia with 27-year old Miss USA Crystle Stewart.

Bill is 58-years old.

Work what you got, you old dog!

Outside the restaurant, while the former SNLer waited for the valet to bring his car, he apparently got super flirty with a bunch of female fans who approached.

He kissed the adoring fans and, reports say, even jokingly ”made out” with one of the lucky ladies.

You dirrrrrrty old man!

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